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STATISTICS DON'T LIE!!!

How to stay safe in the World today! 
Where IS the Safest Place?

1. Avoid riding in automobiles 
because they are responsible for 
20% of all fatal accidents.
 

2. Do not stay home because 
17% of all accidents occur in the home.
 

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks 
because 14% of all accidents 
occur to pedestrians.
 

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water 
because 16% of all accidents involve 
these forms of transportation.
 

5. Of the remaining 33%, 
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. 
So, above all else, avoid hospitals.
 

But. . ..

You will be pleased to learn that only ..001% 
of all deaths occur in worship services in church, 
and these are usually related to previous physical
disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
 

And . . . Bible study is safe too!
The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.

So,
Attend church, and read your Bible 
IT 
WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!

GOD BLESS YOU!!!

 

 

 
   

 

 

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